Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm drive I can fine osifer
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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