My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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