so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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