Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
