TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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