Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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