Pappa wants mamma naked
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I cut my penus on the lid.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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