Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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