I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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