I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
