honey bunches of taint.
smell my finger.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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