Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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