yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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