Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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