Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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