i can't believe i had my finger in that
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
It's just like the Real World with babies
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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