Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
The ass gains better be worth it
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