The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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