i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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