I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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