I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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