Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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