the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I currently don't understand fingers.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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