Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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