To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We smell like vodka and hangover
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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