So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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