Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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