He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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