Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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