The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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