Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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