I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
