My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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