doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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