I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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