the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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