Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Floor bacon is actually really good
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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