your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
now i know why i became what i already was.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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