Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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