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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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