Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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