It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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