O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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