And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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