I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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