well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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