She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.