I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize