Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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