Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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