My brain says no but my pants say off.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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