You're so nebulous sometimes
are you so shy because you have an std?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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