A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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