She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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