If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
home. puking in laundry basket.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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