Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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