How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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